tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post4061975523239327671..comments2023-10-16T08:37:22.742+00:00Comments on An incredulous eye on the isles: It's caption contest time....ElectricCrofterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09495260997875836669noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-62794728011324868952007-11-19T00:00:00.000+00:002007-11-19T00:00:00.000+00:00SS: Stop that at once Alasdair. If you’re going t...SS: Stop that at once Alasdair. If you’re going to be taken seriously – you’re going to have to learn to say the words, “Alex Salmond” with your hands ON the table.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-37652475767929799782007-11-18T16:32:00.000+00:002007-11-18T16:32:00.000+00:00SS: Who's this nerd sitting next to me, I was prom...SS: Who's this nerd sitting next to me, I was promised a real politician?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-61190960871004071502007-11-18T13:23:00.000+00:002007-11-18T13:23:00.000+00:00SS: I hear Angus Nicolson's got another supporter ...SS: I hear Angus Nicolson's got another supporter on his blog...<BR/><BR/>AA: Aye. That makes three now.<BR/><BR/>SS: Hell, another 500 and we'll have to start getting worried...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-77226868773905650812007-11-18T00:12:00.000+00:002007-11-18T00:12:00.000+00:00i wonder what shite angus nicolson will come up wi...i wonder what shite angus nicolson will come up with nextAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-34772122376187310082007-11-17T10:37:00.000+00:002007-11-17T10:37:00.000+00:00Both: has Mr Salmond told us what to say yet?Both: has Mr Salmond told us what to say yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-16492359987973824192007-11-17T10:12:00.000+00:002007-11-17T10:12:00.000+00:00What is it with the SNP and their fear of free spe...What is it with the SNP and their fear of free speech and free comment?<BR/><BR/>It really is pathetic and telling....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-3618040326444398102007-11-17T09:36:00.000+00:002007-11-17T09:36:00.000+00:00AA: Will you please show me how to achieve the sam...AA: Will you please show me how to achieve the same body and bounce without the use of gel?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-56008829875112261392007-11-17T09:35:00.000+00:002007-11-17T09:35:00.000+00:00Anon: It's good to see that the local snp still ha...Anon: It's good to see that the local snp still have their sense of humour.<BR/>Whoever you are, your comments show what a very sad bunch of individuals you areAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-76160411734539867042007-11-16T23:31:00.000+00:002007-11-16T23:31:00.000+00:00Bitter,twisted and rejected.You were never going t...Bitter,twisted and rejected.You were never going to be accepted as the snp candidate in the islands, so why do you keep sniping from the political wilderness, wake up and smell the coffee. We now have SNP representation that you could never have provided. So please stop thinking that you have anything of significance to contribute and get on with the realities of enjoying your young family as they grow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-38971317169353581502007-11-16T16:38:00.000+00:002007-11-16T16:38:00.000+00:00SS:Look here get your hand off my knee you little ...SS:Look here get your hand off my knee you little shirt lifter.<BR/><BR/>AA: Oh sorry Mr Stewart I am so sorry. It is just that I am so impressed to be allowed in to your lovely orifice. SORRY SORRY I meant officeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-20921199363781111572007-11-16T15:39:00.000+00:002007-11-16T15:39:00.000+00:00SS: Yes, I know my forehead is enormous; it's bigg...SS: Yes, I know my forehead is enormous; it's bigger than Barvas Moor. And yes, it does cause problems; Oppenheim has already got a planning application in to build a windfarm on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-10936584421599654932007-11-16T15:16:00.000+00:002007-11-16T15:16:00.000+00:00SS : where's Alex Salmond today?AA : I left him ou...SS : where's Alex Salmond today?<BR/><BR/>AA : I left him outside Mooning at the window.<BR/><BR/><BR/>ps Whats the prize angus??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-81148202823079324682007-11-16T14:31:00.000+00:002007-11-16T14:31:00.000+00:00Only known full colour pic of Laurel and Hardy on ...Only known full colour pic of Laurel and Hardy on display for first time!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-85778045889172968432007-11-16T13:58:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:58:00.000+00:00AA: No I'm not, I'm just trying to keep my hands w...AA: No I'm not, I'm just trying to keep my hands warmAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-41007540047233011942007-11-16T13:57:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:57:00.000+00:00Invisible man? just ignore him!Invisible man? just ignore him!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-75424255013455719292007-11-16T13:55:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:55:00.000+00:00AA: Sorry my hair is so flat today but I had to sw...AA: Sorry my hair is so flat today but I had to swim the extra 30 miles after being thrown overboard in the minch to test the new RET system.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-30154614861572616172007-11-16T13:54:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:54:00.000+00:00AA: No I didn't bring a pen or anything to write o...AA: No I didn't bring a pen or anything to write on, just my two pages of instructions from Mr. SalmondAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-7571150843287892112007-11-16T13:53:00.001+00:002007-11-16T13:53:00.001+00:00AA: ADS?SS: FU!AA: ADS?<BR/><BR/>SS: FU!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-39501954736670647852007-11-16T13:53:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:53:00.000+00:00SS: Put on a vacuous smile, and stop fiddling with...SS: Put on a vacuous smile, and stop fiddling with yourself!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-63959645435998306542007-11-16T13:47:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:47:00.000+00:00Both: ... and Alex Salmond says that he will decid...Both: ... and Alex Salmond says that he will decide what the policy is and tell us later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-26264395689280174082007-11-16T13:46:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:46:00.000+00:00Both: Can I have the name of your hairdresser?Both: Can I have the name of your hairdresser?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-62806424692251900142007-11-16T13:45:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:45:00.000+00:00SS: What's your name again, boy?SS: What's your name again, boy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-75108741360655198942007-11-16T13:44:00.001+00:002007-11-16T13:44:00.001+00:00"Nice office. Had it long?""No, it used to belong ..."Nice office. Had it long?"<BR/><BR/>"No, it used to belong to the previous incumbent. See the digital display they left behind, on the wall? 'Today we have bombed XXXX Iraqi children. All praise Tony.'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-49321093253470493822007-11-16T13:44:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:44:00.000+00:00SS: If we sit here posing for a photo, it'll look ...SS: If we sit here posing for a photo, it'll look like you are doing something for the Western Isles.<BR/><BR/>AA: Can you write me a press release to go with the photo?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17278382.post-60317001978077467562007-11-16T13:35:00.000+00:002007-11-16T13:35:00.000+00:00AA: "This could take some time; I'll order a pizza...AA: "This could take some time; I'll order a pizza for delivery" <BR/><BR/>(dials) <BR/><BR/>Reply: "Hello, this is Stornoway Pizza-U-Like, can I take your order?" <BR/><BR/>AA: "AlMo? Is that you?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com