Monday, June 09, 2008

Caption contest - I couldn't resist.....

Donald Trump

39 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:35 pm

    The wig makes tries to claim political asylum in Lewis....

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  2. Anonymous9:55 pm

    ...and as you can see from my plan for the golf course...

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  3. Anonymous10:12 pm

    Kajagoogoo reform and start their reunion tour in Stornoway.

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  4. Anonymous10:28 pm

    Silvikrin - for that fly-away hair look.

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  5. Anonymous10:29 pm

    Trump demonstrates the new hair look for 2008 - the jetstream

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  6. Anonymous11:04 pm

    The true purpose of the wig is revealed as the automatic anti-midgie system engages

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  7. Separated at birth - The Donald and the Boris?

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  8. Anonymous7:56 am

    "Where's my hairdresser?! Hey...you're fired!"

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  9. Anonymous8:24 am

    Trump is piped into Stornoway Airport to the tune of "Donald where's yer troosers"

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  10. Anonymous8:25 am

    Do you really think Ivana sh*gged me just for the cash?

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  11. Anonymous8:28 am

    The Donald reacts badly to reading 'The Angus's' Blog.

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  12. Anonymous8:29 am

    Whats mt favourite tune you ask. Easy. Rod Stewart "Do ya think I'm sexy"

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  13. Anonymous8:35 am

    An exclusive photo of the fabled 'wild man' of Tong

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  14. Anonymous8:36 am

    Hair today gone tomorrow

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  15. Anonymous8:36 am

    Look what viagra did for me!

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  16. Anonymous8:38 am

    Angus MacNeil snapped leaving his assistants flat after an intensive all-night discussion on Uganda.

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  17. I think I can see his Scottish roots.

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  18. Anonymous8:43 am

    Someone give those begging crofters those books

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trump-How-Rich-Donald-J/dp/0345481038

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  19. Anonymous8:44 am

    someone get a net and catch it if it takes off

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  20. Anonymous8:49 am

    My name is Trump not Oppenheim

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  21. Anonymous8:50 am

    Someone take me to see Toad of Toad Hall. We need some gas in the tank.

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  22. Anonymous8:55 am

    Stornoway 9am: Donald Trump tries to join the 'dawn patrol' for a small libation

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  23. Anonymous9:02 am

    Why did Ivana call me 'wee Donnie' again?

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  24. Anonymous9:12 am

    I get aroused just thinking about all these sheep guys. It mus' be my Lewis genes.

    Aberdeen next stop? It couldn' be a better sheep sh*gging trip

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  25. Anonymous9:51 am

    Now where did I leave my hair Tongs??

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  26. Anonymous11:08 am

    The Donald receives the fuel bill for filling the plane

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  27. Someone left a Van De Graph generator at Stornoway Airport

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  28. Anonymous1:00 pm

    The hair is real, it's the rest that's a fake...

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  29. Anonymous1:02 pm

    john aldersey-williams - exactly what i was thinking!

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  30. Anonymous1:03 pm

    Has this man had a sex change?! not a caption - a genuine question!

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  31. Anonymous1:10 pm

    William Shakespeare said it best..'There's many a man has more hair than wit..'

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  32. Anonymous1:13 pm

    Ivana Trump said 'Gorgeous hair is the best revenge'. Obviously not talking about her ex....

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  33. Anonymous1:23 pm

    Is it a bodger or a badger?

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  34. Anonymous2:14 pm

    Quick Shony get the shears we'll get a few bob for that fleece.

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  35. Anonymous8:56 pm

    Mohicans make a comeback in the Outer Hebrides

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  36. Anonymous11:46 am

    anon 1.00 spot on!

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  37. Link to a patent application to hide baldness, which might be of benefit to Mr T.

    Thanks to The Source

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  38. Anonymous5:11 pm

    The Donald arrives in Lewis and asks, "has anyone ever thought of harnessing the wind energy here?"

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  39. Anonymous12:16 pm

    can't get through to your link - take it its not really yours anyway, angus

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