Press releases

Wholly unexpectedly, all the political parties in the Western Isles keep me off their mailing lists.

Please - and this is an open plea on bended knees - put me back on your lists, and I promise not to humiliate or attack you. Unless you are talking out of your bum.

Failing which, I promise complete anonymity to everyone who can forward any and every press release from any and every politician.

I may carry them in full, if they are good.

I WILL carry them in full if they are rubbish.

If you want to cut and paste them into a blog comment, your anonymity will definitely be preserved and I'll make a posting out of it.