The future of the LibDem party?

Tweedledum and Tweedledumber

Two men who have risen without trace, yet are the only serious (?!) politicians objecting to the introduction of ID cards.

Their claim to lead a 'campaign of civil disobedience' is slightly far-fetched, and - considering the demographic and nice nature of LibDem members - not very threatening to the future of the state. One can hardly see a mass protest of LibDems ending in rioting in Trafalgar Square, and them lobbying bricks lentils and home made quiches at the Police.

What is the collective noun for a group of LibDems who are angry and leading a campaign of civil disobedience, given that 'A riot' is so inapplicable?

• A mildness
• A sandals
• A beard
• An uncertainty
• An ambivalent prevarication

Whatever it is, Gordon Brown and David Cameron will be sleeping easy tonight.