The blog formerly known as "Angus Nicolson - an incredulous eye on the isles" this was the blog of an ordinary, boring, former Councillor in the Western Isles of Scotland.
Angus is taking a sabbatical to be with his young family
Debate strengthens democracy, except inside the SNP, as he has discovered. If you want balance then get some scales. This is opinion - our opinion.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Caption contest
Alasdair Allan MSP and Mike Russell MSP at Stornoway Harbour ....
"Alasdair - get a consultant engaged and a report on my desk next wekk and see if we could get a sustainable industry out of these feisty little critters"
Donnies MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan approves provisional world-wide fishing policy on behalf of the UN and the world government, as proposed to him by SNP HQ. Labour party self-imolates at the news."
So, one of these climbed up your right leg chewed your right arm then your left arm and then went back in its box ? That I belive -- but Macneil going to see Alastair Darling to plead for a reduction in our fuel tax, thinking he has a chace .... COME ON COVE !!!!
Alasdair Allan MSP and Mike Russell MSP at Stornoway Harbour ....
Mike Russell auditions for the Godfather
ReplyDeleteIs the prawn saying: "Quick! Throw the by-catch back into the sea."
ReplyDeletePolice release photofit of suspected flashers....
ReplyDeleteWee Al suddenly remembered that the first rule of flashing is that you have no clothes on under your anorak.
ReplyDeleteYour a 'pawn' and this is a 'prawn'
ReplyDeleteOn the theme..........
ReplyDeleteIsland parlimentary members celebrate the Lewis Windfarm refusal in traditional Gaelic style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNuDSrfgyho&feature=related
"Come on, Come back to my Plaice salmon chanted evening - we will have a whale of a time"
ReplyDelete"Pollocks - No way, I have haddock with you, have floundered and have no sole"
Record wet fish landings at Stornoway
ReplyDelete"Quick Alasdair, here's a photographer....pretend you are interested in whatever is in these boxes, and whatever you do....don’t smile"
ReplyDeleteMike "Yes Alasdair, I do like your prawn impression"
ReplyDeleteMy God this prawn is the same colour as your face Alasdair.
ReplyDeleteAlasdair: I see you've got crabs.
ReplyDeleteMike: That was never proven in a court of law.
AA
ReplyDeleteI use viagra, how do you stiffen your little nipper other than freeze it in ice.
Im not with him!
ReplyDeleteSpot the difference: one is a spineless invertebrate bottom feeder...
ReplyDeleteand the other is a prawn.
Ever wonder what a wet fish looks like?
ReplyDelete"Would you like to see my winkle?"
ReplyDeleteMike Russell auditions for the Codfather
ReplyDeleteMike: "If you don't do as you are told, this is where you will end up"
ReplyDeletePrawn to Mike: "You employed Alasdair for years - don't you know I'd have been much more dynamic"
ReplyDeleteMike Russell: See this prawn, I'll put it where the sun doesn't shine if you don't do as you're told and wipe that stupid grin off your face.
ReplyDeleteAA: But I put one down my trousers for a cheap thrill
ReplyDeleteI told you not to put your hand in it!
ReplyDelete"Alasdair - you have just been deselected and I have found just the right little nipper to replace you with"
ReplyDelete"Alasdair - get a consultant engaged and a report on my desk next wekk and see if we could get a sustainable industry out of these feisty little critters"
ReplyDeleteC'mon Angus, 'fess up, how many of the Anons are from yerself?!
ReplyDeleteAlasdair Allan loses arms in town centre brawl.
ReplyDeletePirate convention: Cpt Blackbeard meets the fearsome Cpt Gaytrousers
ReplyDeleteWilliam Wallace turns in his grave....
ReplyDeleteThe Manson family reunite ......
ReplyDeleteAdvert: Lewis Ladyboys seek friendly/desperate fishermen.
ReplyDeleteDonnie MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan saves the planet from the attack of the killer prawns. Yet again"
ReplyDeleteDonnies MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan approves provisional world-wide fishing policy on behalf of the UN and the world government, as proposed to him by SNP HQ. Labour party self-imolates at the news."
ReplyDeleteI know if you hang around the docks in Edinburgh you might pull, so lets give it a go here
ReplyDelete"Can we fillet this like we did Labour a year ago?"
ReplyDeleteSo, one of these climbed up your right leg chewed your right arm then your left arm and then went back in its box ? That I belive -- but Macneil going to see Alastair Darling to plead for a reduction in our fuel tax, thinking he has a chace .... COME ON COVE !!!!
ReplyDeleteAlasdair got very excited when Mike said, "This is boring, next stop up the Butt"
ReplyDeleteCome on Angus set a close time and choose a winner.
ReplyDeleteMike Russell debates with the latest high-quality Labour Party candidate for the Western Isles Constituency
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