Thursday, March 08, 2012

Missing, presumed very lost

A sad appeal for a missing family pet.

Until recently, it was a strong, upright animal, roaming it's wise-ranging territory and ensuring that all was well in the land.

Before
It looked after women and children and civil servants, and all it ever needed was a small amount of feeding and the occasional pat on the head from its owner.

Just a few years ago it suffered a sad accident, when the original owner was sectioned and the new owner released from his secure accommodation to cause serious harm to the unsuspecting beast.

A series of self-inflicted injuries followed as the once proud animal had a funny turn and started running into walls at full pelt.  Repeatedly.

Sightings of the dog ceased in January, although there are wild stories of a possible reappearance before May.

In desperation, the one-time owners would ask that if you see the animal, you take it to the vet to check for any signs of life.
After
The dog answers to the name: "Western Isles Labour Party".

5 comments:

  1. Spot the Dog (or supporter)2:26 pm

    Careful Angus do not forget the saying "Every dog has its day". Although as you report this one probably has.

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  2. Anonymous2:00 am

    Yeah; whoever looks after that dog definitely needs a Sticky Buddy.

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  3. Anonymous4:50 pm

    Is this the same poster the SNP displayed when a local member started to play up and was eventually neutered or so they thought!!

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  4. Anonymous9:50 pm

    Still getting your apostrophes wrong! Dead give away! Now we know who wrote this post!!

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  5. Anonymous10:18 pm

    I want a Sticky Buddy, nearly chocked watching that.

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