Electricity boosts numeracy
As the Independent put it:
A tiny electric current applied to the back of the head can significantly improve a person’s mathematical skills for up to six months, a study has found.A senior Council employee has advised that the Council has approved the purchase of 31 new chairs to assist with the Annual Council Budget process.
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| "Cut some street lights and just use my glowing head" |
3 comments:
Knowing the Comhairle, the contract to install will go to the first cousin of a councillor. It'll cost £20,000, and it'll be a bodge job as for cheapness the equipment will be hooked up to the mains, frying all councillors at the first flick of a switch.
Actually on reflection - that's £20K well spent...
No doubt the risk assessment will prove that this is a specialist job that can only be done by the COU.
It will then be carried out by a part-qualified apprentice on his first week in the job, using materials left behind on a building site to a specification drawn up by a part-time clerk who lost her job at Tesco on the grounds of incompetence.
I think the council should employ a nurse to manage the education and HR departments along with the white house notice boards. Money well spent.
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