Caption contest.....
What Does Nick Candy's Appointment as Treasurer Mean for Reform UK?
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This arrticle first appeared in the i Newspaper.
To survive and thrive as a political party and ultimately to achieve power,
you need four things: cha...
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Police receive reports of a gang of flashers in Stornoway Town Centre.......
'Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk;
I'm a woman's man, no time for talk,
Aah aahh ahh ahhh
Staying alive, staying alive...'
(Apologies to Maurice, Barry & Robin)
It looks like they are preparing for a political funeral.All that is missing is the Barra Bhouys private piper.
Mr Pink Poodle, Mr Peach Poodle, and Mr Brown Poodle.
Deliberate typo on Hebrides News?
"MPsexcellent voting record"
Unconfirmed reports of a multiple UFO sighting in Stornoway town centre today.
(substitute whatever "F" word you can think of and have fun!)
Lock up your daughters; lock up your wives; lock up your sons.
Or what about:
'This is a photo of three useless gits'
Can I say that?
Who are the two guys with Kenny Flip, and what are they doing in Thurso?
Is that Angie Hogg in the middle ?
OMG who killed Kenny?
Of course Angus, you could have gone with the photo on the rear of the Gazette of Annie MacDonald on an exercise machine, as your caption contest.
We must be getting near an election.
If you had asked me last week seeing our councillor doing that was about as likely as John 'little foot' MacLeod being seen on the Sabbath ferry.
I have to know; did councillor Annie have sports gear on whilst peddling her way to fitness? Or did she, like all politicians (except Dave) wear her normal 'smart' attire. Remember Gordon Brown playing badminton in a suit?
PS I can't be asked to cough up for a copy of the Gerzette.
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