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The Archbishop of Canterbury's Fatal Character Flaw
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Mike Russell auditions for the Godfather
Is the prawn saying: "Quick! Throw the by-catch back into the sea."
Police release photofit of suspected flashers....
Wee Al suddenly remembered that the first rule of flashing is that you have no clothes on under your anorak.
Your a 'pawn' and this is a 'prawn'
On the theme..........
Island parlimentary members celebrate the Lewis Windfarm refusal in traditional Gaelic style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNuDSrfgyho&feature=related
"Come on, Come back to my Plaice salmon chanted evening - we will have a whale of a time"
"Pollocks - No way, I have haddock with you, have floundered and have no sole"
Record wet fish landings at Stornoway
"Quick Alasdair, here's a photographer....pretend you are interested in whatever is in these boxes, and whatever you do....don’t smile"
Mike "Yes Alasdair, I do like your prawn impression"
My God this prawn is the same colour as your face Alasdair.
Alasdair: I see you've got crabs.
Mike: That was never proven in a court of law.
AA
I use viagra, how do you stiffen your little nipper other than freeze it in ice.
Im not with him!
Spot the difference: one is a spineless invertebrate bottom feeder...
and the other is a prawn.
Ever wonder what a wet fish looks like?
"Would you like to see my winkle?"
Mike Russell auditions for the Codfather
Mike: "If you don't do as you are told, this is where you will end up"
Prawn to Mike: "You employed Alasdair for years - don't you know I'd have been much more dynamic"
Mike Russell: See this prawn, I'll put it where the sun doesn't shine if you don't do as you're told and wipe that stupid grin off your face.
AA: But I put one down my trousers for a cheap thrill
I told you not to put your hand in it!
"Alasdair - you have just been deselected and I have found just the right little nipper to replace you with"
"Alasdair - get a consultant engaged and a report on my desk next wekk and see if we could get a sustainable industry out of these feisty little critters"
C'mon Angus, 'fess up, how many of the Anons are from yerself?!
Alasdair Allan loses arms in town centre brawl.
Pirate convention: Cpt Blackbeard meets the fearsome Cpt Gaytrousers
William Wallace turns in his grave....
The Manson family reunite ......
Advert: Lewis Ladyboys seek friendly/desperate fishermen.
Donnie MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan saves the planet from the attack of the killer prawns. Yet again"
Donnies MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan approves provisional world-wide fishing policy on behalf of the UN and the world government, as proposed to him by SNP HQ. Labour party self-imolates at the news."
I know if you hang around the docks in Edinburgh you might pull, so lets give it a go here
"Can we fillet this like we did Labour a year ago?"
So, one of these climbed up your right leg chewed your right arm then your left arm and then went back in its box ? That I belive -- but Macneil going to see Alastair Darling to plead for a reduction in our fuel tax, thinking he has a chace .... COME ON COVE !!!!
Alasdair got very excited when Mike said, "This is boring, next stop up the Butt"
Come on Angus set a close time and choose a winner.
Mike Russell debates with the latest high-quality Labour Party candidate for the Western Isles Constituency
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