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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Caption contest

Alasdaur Allan Mike Russell Stornoway HarbourAlasdair Allan MSP and Mike Russell MSP at Stornoway Harbour ....

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mike Russell auditions for the Godfather

Cpt Birdseye said...

Is the prawn saying: "Quick! Throw the by-catch back into the sea."

Anonymous said...

Police release photofit of suspected flashers....

Anonymous said...

Wee Al suddenly remembered that the first rule of flashing is that you have no clothes on under your anorak.

Anonymous said...

Your a 'pawn' and this is a 'prawn'

Anonymous said...

On the theme..........

Island parlimentary members celebrate the Lewis Windfarm refusal in traditional Gaelic style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNuDSrfgyho&feature=related

Anonymous said...

"Come on, Come back to my Plaice salmon chanted evening - we will have a whale of a time"

"Pollocks - No way, I have haddock with you, have floundered and have no sole"

Anonymous said...

Record wet fish landings at Stornoway

Fingers, Knuck & Boss said...

"Quick Alasdair, here's a photographer....pretend you are interested in whatever is in these boxes, and whatever you do....don’t smile"

Anonymous said...

Mike "Yes Alasdair, I do like your prawn impression"

Anonymous said...

My God this prawn is the same colour as your face Alasdair.

Anonymous said...

Alasdair: I see you've got crabs.
Mike: That was never proven in a court of law.

Anonymous said...

AA
I use viagra, how do you stiffen your little nipper other than freeze it in ice.

Laudrup said...

Im not with him!

King prawn curry said...

Spot the difference: one is a spineless invertebrate bottom feeder...

and the other is a prawn.

Dover Soul said...

Ever wonder what a wet fish looks like?

Cpt Shellfish said...

"Would you like to see my winkle?"

Cpt Cod said...

Mike Russell auditions for the Codfather

Mike Russell MSP said...

Mike: "If you don't do as you are told, this is where you will end up"

Prawn Curry said...

Prawn to Mike: "You employed Alasdair for years - don't you know I'd have been much more dynamic"

Anonymous said...

Mike Russell: See this prawn, I'll put it where the sun doesn't shine if you don't do as you're told and wipe that stupid grin off your face.

Anonymous said...

AA: But I put one down my trousers for a cheap thrill

Anonymous said...

I told you not to put your hand in it!

Anonymous said...

"Alasdair - you have just been deselected and I have found just the right little nipper to replace you with"

Anonymous said...

"Alasdair - get a consultant engaged and a report on my desk next wekk and see if we could get a sustainable industry out of these feisty little critters"

thecroft said...

C'mon Angus, 'fess up, how many of the Anons are from yerself?!

Hyacinth Bucket said...

Alasdair Allan loses arms in town centre brawl.

Cpt Pugwash said...

Pirate convention: Cpt Blackbeard meets the fearsome Cpt Gaytrousers

Les Mac An Ultaigh said...

William Wallace turns in his grave....

Absent Allan said...

The Manson family reunite ......

Thai Meal said...

Advert: Lewis Ladyboys seek friendly/desperate fishermen.

Donnie MacInes said...

Donnie MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan saves the planet from the attack of the killer prawns. Yet again"

Stornoway Gazette said...

Donnies MacInnes writes: "Alasdair Allan approves provisional world-wide fishing policy on behalf of the UN and the world government, as proposed to him by SNP HQ. Labour party self-imolates at the news."

Anonymous said...

I know if you hang around the docks in Edinburgh you might pull, so lets give it a go here

Anonymous said...

"Can we fillet this like we did Labour a year ago?"

Anonymous said...

So, one of these climbed up your right leg chewed your right arm then your left arm and then went back in its box ? That I belive -- but Macneil going to see Alastair Darling to plead for a reduction in our fuel tax, thinking he has a chace .... COME ON COVE !!!!

Anonymous said...

Alasdair got very excited when Mike said, "This is boring, next stop up the Butt"

Anonymous said...

Come on Angus set a close time and choose a winner.

Scottish Socialist said...

Mike Russell debates with the latest high-quality Labour Party candidate for the Western Isles Constituency