Children

After barely a fortnight of trying, the midget is now fully potty trained and thoroughly enjoys the experience of being a "big boy" like his big brother.

He no longer strips himself down early in the morning and pees in the bed, which makes for a lot less washing.

However, at 7am this morning he lobbed himself out of his cot and wondered into our room carrying a large stuffed toy. This looks to be the new trick.

Time to move him into a proper bed before he hurts himself.