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The truths they don't want you to read....

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Thai massage

Publicity posters in town tell me that the old, old, pet shop on Church Street is just about to become a Thai Massage parlour.

Opening soon; and also offering manicures, pedicures, waxing and similar services.

With thoughts like that YOU (yes, you) are not definitely allowed near the premises.

It will certainly be a fantastic addition to the cosmopolitan metropolis that is Stornoway.

12 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Anon 10.10 am, Oh touchy touchy. Must have hit a raw nerve.

Anonymous said...

Angus,

I should reconsider this post. I think you are confusing somre activity within the Thai Community with the Medical Massage service set up in the shop by Leslie Melvin. It is strictly pukka and you owe the lady an apology.

Anonymous said...

There is a Thai massage next door to Lesley and this too is well above board....all perfectly respectable and decent. Both establishments are well run by people who have been thoroughly trained in their skill.

Anyway stick to the politics, caption contests and inside info from the Kremlin etc, etc,

Anonymous said...

How much for a handjob?

Angus said...

FFS, I try to write a semi-humorous post to defuse the inevitable sniggering and I get this!

6:38, please kindly leave the planet.

It is fantastic to have yet another lot of options available to the public of the islands as it can only help the local economy.

I was informed about the advertising posters by someone who gave a few sniggers when they mentioned it.

Nothing could be further from the truth and I look forward to everyone getting a nice, relaxing, professional massage and shedding their daily stresses.

Anonymous said...

I think you need to separate the posts that Angus makes from the comments that are made by everyone else on this blog.

How Angus owes anyone an apology on this one, heaven only knows.

Get a life, get a sense of humour and remember that defensiveness breeds suspicion....

You should be grateful that you haven't had to pay the extortionate sums of money that the Gazette charge for a crap advert and have had a bit of free advertising.

Anonymous said...

Can we have them open on a Sunday?

Anonymous said...

If they open on a sunday the churches would be empty.

Anonymous said...

Full works only on a sunday

Anonymous said...

shocking,have some respect for decent honest folk of this god given beautiful island that is lewis,have any of you small child minded people ever been further than ullapool on a ship ?if you had you might realise what is involved in a genuine thai massage.