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Showing posts with label volcano. Show all posts
Showing posts with label volcano. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Brown -v- the volcano

Their is joy and glad throughout the land as Gordon has beaten Vulcan and the Icelandic vandals who have been spreading dead, destruction and political chaos across the land.

As the PM promised, the Ark Royal has been tasked to leave the war games off the coast of Lewis and to travel to Northern Spain to rescue potential votes stranded tourists from the flesh pots of Costa del Chips.

Except, the Ark Royal has received no orders and knows nothing more than what they have seen on the TV, on what appears to have been an on-the-hoof comment.

Listening to Willie Walsh tonight, and reading today about how the entire closure decision was based on a theoretical model with little or no testing of the evidence, there will be questions about how this whole matter was handled.

But, they will be on the other side of the election and only after the grateful voters thank Gordon for his decisive leadership.

Nicolsons senior

The senior members of the family are stuck in Madeira, having been due back on Monday and now facing plans to travel 'probably' some time this week, but certainly within the next 7 days.

The most senior Nicolson had vocalised his view on the week-long holiday to his sister befroe he departed, in way that is sure to have the proverbial ripped from him when he gets home:
Harrumph: it hardly seems worth going all that distance for just a week!

I hate Iceland