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The truths they don't want you to read....

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Caption contest

When Alex Salmond met Hillary Clinton...
The cruder the better......

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fist Full of Dollars

Anonymous said...

"Whoever said politics is showbusiness for ugly people?"

Anonymous said...

Jabba: And this is what I thought of George Bush.

Anonymous said...

Hillary: Bill didn't inhale... I swallowed.

Anonymous said...

Jabba: Bill didn't inhale... I swallowed.

Anonymous said...

Jabba: 'Who ate all the pies?' is not the Scottish national anthem.

Anonymous said...

Can you moisten my Havana cigar for me Hillary.

Anonymous said...

And what are you intending to do with that fist fatboy.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on let's play.....

I'll start....

One potato.....

Anonymous said...

Posh and Becks to sue the plastic surgeons - big time.

Anonymous said...

...and we do the hokey-cokey...

Anonymous said...

Both: I'm just so self-important I could almost lick myself to death.

Anonymous said...

"First Minister, you are no Sean Connery"

Anonymous said...

H: So tell me again. You are the First Minister of Scotland, what exactly does that mean, I thought that Tony ran your country with a little help from our very own Mssr Trump.

A: Hmmph

H: Scotland eh, isn't that the quaint little country just north of England?

I know someone who would just lurve to meet you and who, I believe, is of Scottish descent....

Anonymous said...

A: You see when I met Monika, I told her that the best way was like this......

Anonymous said...

Weightwatchers open their Washington offices with two 'before' examples.

Anonymous said...

Photographers attach their wide angle lenses.

Anonymous said...

A: Well I had nothing to do today, someone suggested that I go to the Houses of Parliament but I thought what the hell, any excuse is a good excuse.

Anonymous said...

Not too wide Mr Salmond, I can see that dental care isn't quite as good in Scotland

Anonymous said...

Alex: God, this beats working for a living.

Anonymous said...

H; At least you didn't come in a skirt like the last guy!

Anonymous said...

I have not had sexual relations with this woman...yet.

Anonymous said...

H: Dont you just look like Shrek!

Anonymous said...

I think the suit swap idea was great

Anonymous said...

H:Why have you got your hand in a fist.

A: It is the hand i use for my puppet the Beach Buoy and I am suffering from cramp.

H: Is that poofs cramp.

Anonymous said...

You say potayto and I potarto
I say tom-ayto and you say tomarto
Potayto, potarto,
Tomayto, tomarto,
Let's call the whole thing off....

Dee do run run run de do run run ...somebody told me that his name was Bill..

And so on...

Anonymous said...

So Big Man, you've fixed it for Bill to move to that Trump place near Aberdeen?

Anonymous said...

There's a sign saying mind your head under that desk!

Anonymous said...

A: Get it right up there !!

H: What did you say A.?!