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The truths they don't want you to read....

Friday, May 01, 2009

Out of the mouths of babes....

Scene: tradesman fixing a heating socket in our house.

"What does he do?", says son aged 6, watching intently.

"He's an electrician", says mother.

"So he's not a ....... a....... you know what, a.......", says son.

"Give me a clue", says mother.

"You know", says son, "Is he a man who fights aliens and things?"


Too much television, I fear.


Anonymous said...

Aye and Aliens have taken away your comments section on the subject of The System. Whats afresh then?

Anonymous said...

i've been through all the Dilbert cartoons, since i last checked - this one is the only one that deserves ***** (five stars not a swear!)

Anonymous said...

On a different subject, what is the really annoying clicking sounds that are always on your page's Angus? Is this you tracking us or getting more "hits" per visit?

Angus said...

It's a 'feature' of Windows...For Windows XP...
1. Go to Control Panel
2. Go to Sounds and Audio Devices
3. Select the Sounds menu
4. Move down to "Windows Explorer"
5. Click "Start Navigation"
6. In the drop down menu called "Name", scroll up and choose "None".
7. Hit "Apply" and "OK"

This will turn off the clicking you get everytime you hit a link too, which I find kind of annoying, so a double bonus.