Is there an election due????

There are all the signs that the public are about to get bored senseless with another bout of slanging matches between lots of people you rarely see who claim they know everything and their opponents know nothing:

• Labour are advertising on the Gazette homepage
• Ministers looking for photo opportunities
• LibDem and Labour Ministers claiming the credit for everything
• Labour and LibDem Ministers blaming each other for everything
• Economic claims and counter-claims sending the public into a coma

Most ludicrous and unbelievable of all Ming Campbell is going to get "angry". That'll really make Tony and Gordon cack their pants. They'll need security guards in the House of Commons in case he goes "postal". I'd recommend tasers so that when he rips his short off, turns green and does an Incredible Hulk impersonation they will be ready.