I found myself unexpectedly off the islands, and away in a far-off land in which little or nothing is known about the islands. No, not
After a champagne breakfast – the champagne was very nice, but the breakfast was dogfood – I realised that I was in a place where the internet facilities were limited, and it actually involved me making an effort in order to stay in touch. That was obviously too much of an effort, so I resolved to try to live without the internet and to use the TV and the newspapers to keep a track of what was going on. I’ve decided to date the posts when I write them, not when I post them, hence any delays.
This will continue for a few days, and I have decided to replace prompt posting with a more discerning and scathing approach.