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Monday, March 31, 2008

Lost luggage

A senior EU official (is there any other sort? At least in their own minds) has complained to David Miliband about losing his luggage in Terminal 5.

With all due respect to which pompous prick has had the temerity to assume that the Foreign Minister is also the Minister for Luggage, and to assume that talking to the Minister will somehow speed up finding his suitcase full of Danish porn, excessive amounts of booze and fags dressed up as ‘diplomatic traffic’, and blank expense claims printed on gold lined paper.

However it is, please name and shame the self-important tosser and whatever tart he was in the country to shag, and give him the full rubber-glove treatment, broadcast live on the Nine O’Clock news with highlights on the News at Ten, Newsnight and YouTube. Then take the Prime Minister of the responsible country and give him the same treatment, just because he appointed this idiot.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't mince your words Angus, say what you mean in a clear concise way please - is it safe to assume that this guy has upset you. I am curious to know why you think the porn should be Danish however?

Anonymous said...

really, do you know of any place other you can get porn?

Anonymous said...

i am assuming you know another common source of porn? 8:51

Anonymous said...

You can get 'Porn' in most of the civilised world.

That rules out the Western Isles then!!!

Anonymous said...

frankly, speaking as a woman, anywhere you can get porn i would hesitate to call civilised!

eyoop said...

Danish, presumably, because it's the real thing, unexpurgated. They make the best bacon too.

Anonymous said...

so are you saying that no women like porn?

Anonymous said...

No, as it was 'Frankly speaking' I assume this was a man!

Anonymous said...

7:50 oh shirley, you don't mean that you and i....