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The truths they don't want you to read....

Friday, February 26, 2010

Dogged determination

granny bongWe were all shocked at the press release from our MP that the Police sniffer dog was to be removed, leaving our islands as the new main drugs route into, well everywhere else.

But before the Colombians sent the drugs mules onto the direct flights from Cartagena to Callanish International Airport; before Sandwick opens its first Headshop, and; before the pensioners start mainlining smack whilst cutting the peats; then someone should have spoken to the Police who could have given the real answers. Had they been asked.

The facts are: the dog handler is being redeployed to Inverness. The dog may go with him. If it does, then another dog will fill the gap. The service is guaranteed for at least another two years.

There will be tears and red faces in the opium dens of Barra tonight.


Anonymous said...

Bet that granny was a goer in her heyday.

Anonymous said...

and Goebbels of the Gazette prints it all as if it was Gospel fact -

Anonymous said...

Hey! That's my granny! Leave her oot of this!

Anonymous said...

Re - 8.11 pm

It's a bit late in his career for him to start questioning.

Anonymous said...

On the subject of dogs, has anyone noticed how many bags of dog sh**e are lying around the bins in the grounds. Does anyone but the crows empty them? I noticed a massive banner on the golf club gate the other day telling you to watch out or you'll be fined if your dog poops and runs. All the dog owners seem to be doing their bit, but all the bin areas are a mess. Could this be the answer to filling in the harbour?