Tubular tube
Anne Johnstone in today’s Herald is talking about the excessive and unthinking application of Health & Safety legislation. What caught my eye was the following statement:
Last month Mike Oldfield of Tubular Bells announced he was leaving Britain for good after his window cleaners presented him with a 10-page contract.
If that is true then we must find the window cleaners responsible and give them some kind of award. If anyone knows where Mike Oldfield now lives, then please let me know. I will try and find out who cleans his windows now and see if the threat of a 50-page contract will encourage him to give up endlessly trying to remake the same album.
Last month Mike Oldfield of Tubular Bells announced he was leaving Britain for good after his window cleaners presented him with a 10-page contract.
If that is true then we must find the window cleaners responsible and give them some kind of award. If anyone knows where Mike Oldfield now lives, then please let me know. I will try and find out who cleans his windows now and see if the threat of a 50-page contract will encourage him to give up endlessly trying to remake the same album.
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