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The truths they don't want you to read....

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Remove head from arse...

....before making any important pronouncements.

The desperate well thought out measures announced today by Cpt Mainwairing The Badger of the Exchequer on taxation policy must be making every former Chancellor turn in their grave, or the House of Lords as we know it, as they see the magnificence of the ill-thought out series of pronouncements and their impart on the crucial target group of voters.

Just before a major electoral test.

In which you get a serious, serious, kicking.

And then announce a u-turn which has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the outcome - "Do you think we are that shallow?"

Increase the personal allowances to reduce the tax bill on the poorest. Reduce the higher rate threshold to increase the tax on the highest earners. Bloody hell, you would think we had communists socialists liberals wet Tories running the country.

Just wait for the (fake) outrage in the Telegraph and Mail tomorrow and a subsequent 'clarification' from the Badger.

I'm not sure that 'useless' is an adequate description of the fall guy's (in)abilities....

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would appear that Angus 'Petrol' Campbell - aka Toad of Toad Hall, has mirrored this chimp at thought our policy, at the Eshken Inquiry. LOL

Hope you got your papers in order when representing Oppenheims fortunes Angus.

Anonymous said...

surely a badger is a dangerous when cornered animal that annoys people by rifling through bins... I seem to have forgottten my point...

Anonymous said...

Not to menshun yure speling and gramer at 10.23 and 11.37 you chump!

Anonymous said...

I am quite happy with new tax system, as I am £10 a week better off.

Anonymous said...

As a crofter looking to boost my income I have looked at diversifying, frogs are an option a to fill a gap in the market in our ever increasingly cosmopolitan tastes in food.
Toads on the other hand are poisonous.

Anonymous said...

Toads often end up as road kill.

SNH Lawyer is gearing up her car for that splatting. I am told she has been lethal and ripped all and sundry apart. I hope to make the councils presentation on Monday. Should be good sport to see them get shredded.

Toad will be no match, and will be slain. Toad no more.

Angus- feel the need for fresh underwear?

Anonymous said...

I wonder where the SNH lawyer will,

buy the fuel,

to power the vehicle,

to flatten the toad

Anonymous said...

sspca here, i am sorry are you threatening a protected species here?

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:37, just shows how stupid people can be. Didn't you notice that you are £10 worse off as a result of the 10p tax band removal so you are actually evens.....

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:25pm
And the anti windfarm campaign swore blind that they never bullied anyone into submission.
Like hell.
Angus, I hope you can trace this comment back to it's owner and report them to the appropriate authorities.

Anonymous said...

Great statement from MWT.

You violate one green thing to achieve another green thing.

Good point, well made.

I hope she's not talking about Frogs, toads or any other amphibian for that matter.

Anonymous said...

appropriate authorities?

who is?