Have we lost our minds? It’s B&B for Three! Yes, you and you and even you at the romantic Windermere Suites in the Lake District.Just imagine the tourism opportunities in the Western Isles - bed-night rates would increase by 50%, and we wouldn't need that pesky RET on luxuries like food.
What we are saying is your fine self and two other companions would be sharing one room. The three of you. At once.
Do I have to draw you a diagram? I think you know where we are coming from. This is possibly the first time in the British Isles that this kind of behaviour has been actively encouraged.
I think the Lews Castle Hotel could be redesigned around this concept, and the prices raised accordingly.
Council Economic Development Department - it's over to you.
h/t to J