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Monday, October 19, 2009

Alex Salmond's best quotes

Which of the following was actually said by Alex Salmond this week?
  1. Kenny MacAskill is like Mahatma Gandhi.
  2. Nicola Sturgeon is the new Mother Teresa
  3. Jim Mather knows more about economics than John Maynard Keynes (but less than me)
  4. The SNP have improved yields from Gaelic peat banks by 40% this year
  5. Alasdair Allan is Scotland first professional cage fighter
  6. If we spend even more money that we haven't got, then everything will be fine
  7. All of the above


Anonymous said...

Honestly, Angus, I haven't been paying enough attention to the news to know!! Though the article does suggest 7

Anonymous said...

And Angus, I trust there will be no smart remarks about those leading lights of SNP whose erect posture and thrusting demeanour the young would do well to imitate.

Anonymous said...


I'm billing you for the costs of cleaning my keyboard, from choking a mouthful of coffee on it after reading number 5. Actually I'll let you off as that's the funniest thing I've read all year.