Missing, presumed very lost
A sad appeal for a missing family pet.
Until recently, it was a strong, upright animal, roaming it's wise-ranging territory and ensuring that all was well in the land.
It looked after women and children and civil servants, and all it ever needed was a small amount of feeding and the occasional pat on the head from its owner.
Just a few years ago it suffered a sad accident, when the original owner was sectioned and the new owner released from his secure accommodation to cause serious harm to the unsuspecting beast.
A series of self-inflicted injuries followed as the once proud animal had a funny turn and started running into walls at full pelt. Repeatedly.
Sightings of the dog ceased in January, although there are wild stories of a possible reappearance before May.
In desperation, the one-time owners would ask that if you see the animal, you take it to the vet to check for any signs of life.
The dog answers to the name: "Western Isles Labour Party".
Until recently, it was a strong, upright animal, roaming it's wise-ranging territory and ensuring that all was well in the land.
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Just a few years ago it suffered a sad accident, when the original owner was sectioned and the new owner released from his secure accommodation to cause serious harm to the unsuspecting beast.
A series of self-inflicted injuries followed as the once proud animal had a funny turn and started running into walls at full pelt. Repeatedly.
Sightings of the dog ceased in January, although there are wild stories of a possible reappearance before May.
In desperation, the one-time owners would ask that if you see the animal, you take it to the vet to check for any signs of life.
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5 comments:
Careful Angus do not forget the saying "Every dog has its day". Although as you report this one probably has.
Yeah; whoever looks after that dog definitely needs a Sticky Buddy.
Is this the same poster the SNP displayed when a local member started to play up and was eventually neutered or so they thought!!
Still getting your apostrophes wrong! Dead give away! Now we know who wrote this post!!
I want a Sticky Buddy, nearly chocked watching that.
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