It's caption contest time....
The background is that this was apparently a discussion about the Air Discount Scheme.... The high-res quality is exactly as sent to the press and to me.Usual rules apply i.e. no rules.
What Does Nick Candy's Appointment as Treasurer Mean for Reform UK?
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This arrticle first appeared in the i Newspaper.
To survive and thrive as a political party and ultimately to achieve power,
you need four things: cha...
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25 comments:
AA: "This could take some time; I'll order a pizza for delivery"
(dials)
Reply: "Hello, this is Stornoway Pizza-U-Like, can I take your order?"
AA: "AlMo? Is that you?"
SS: If we sit here posing for a photo, it'll look like you are doing something for the Western Isles.
AA: Can you write me a press release to go with the photo?
"Nice office. Had it long?"
"No, it used to belong to the previous incumbent. See the digital display they left behind, on the wall? 'Today we have bombed XXXX Iraqi children. All praise Tony.'"
SS: What's your name again, boy?
Both: Can I have the name of your hairdresser?
Both: ... and Alex Salmond says that he will decide what the policy is and tell us later.
SS: Put on a vacuous smile, and stop fiddling with yourself!
AA: ADS?
SS: FU!
AA: No I didn't bring a pen or anything to write on, just my two pages of instructions from Mr. Salmond
AA: Sorry my hair is so flat today but I had to swim the extra 30 miles after being thrown overboard in the minch to test the new RET system.
Invisible man? just ignore him!
AA: No I'm not, I'm just trying to keep my hands warm
Only known full colour pic of Laurel and Hardy on display for first time!
SS : where's Alex Salmond today?
AA : I left him outside Mooning at the window.
ps Whats the prize angus??
SS: Yes, I know my forehead is enormous; it's bigger than Barvas Moor. And yes, it does cause problems; Oppenheim has already got a planning application in to build a windfarm on it.
SS:Look here get your hand off my knee you little shirt lifter.
AA: Oh sorry Mr Stewart I am so sorry. It is just that I am so impressed to be allowed in to your lovely orifice. SORRY SORRY I meant office
Bitter,twisted and rejected.You were never going to be accepted as the snp candidate in the islands, so why do you keep sniping from the political wilderness, wake up and smell the coffee. We now have SNP representation that you could never have provided. So please stop thinking that you have anything of significance to contribute and get on with the realities of enjoying your young family as they grow.
Anon: It's good to see that the local snp still have their sense of humour.
Whoever you are, your comments show what a very sad bunch of individuals you are
AA: Will you please show me how to achieve the same body and bounce without the use of gel?
What is it with the SNP and their fear of free speech and free comment?
It really is pathetic and telling....
Both: has Mr Salmond told us what to say yet?
i wonder what shite angus nicolson will come up with next
SS: I hear Angus Nicolson's got another supporter on his blog...
AA: Aye. That makes three now.
SS: Hell, another 500 and we'll have to start getting worried...
SS: Who's this nerd sitting next to me, I was promised a real politician?
SS: Stop that at once Alasdair. If you’re going to be taken seriously – you’re going to have to learn to say the words, “Alex Salmond” with your hands ON the table.
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