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The truths they don't want you to read....

Friday, November 16, 2007

It's caption contest time....

Caption contest Alasdair Allan and Stewart StevensonThe background is that this was apparently a discussion about the Air Discount Scheme.... The high-res quality is exactly as sent to the press and to me.

Usual rules apply i.e. no rules.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

AA: "This could take some time; I'll order a pizza for delivery"

(dials)

Reply: "Hello, this is Stornoway Pizza-U-Like, can I take your order?"

AA: "AlMo? Is that you?"

Anonymous said...

SS: If we sit here posing for a photo, it'll look like you are doing something for the Western Isles.

AA: Can you write me a press release to go with the photo?

Anonymous said...

"Nice office. Had it long?"

"No, it used to belong to the previous incumbent. See the digital display they left behind, on the wall? 'Today we have bombed XXXX Iraqi children. All praise Tony.'"

Anonymous said...

SS: What's your name again, boy?

Anonymous said...

Both: Can I have the name of your hairdresser?

Anonymous said...

Both: ... and Alex Salmond says that he will decide what the policy is and tell us later.

Anonymous said...

SS: Put on a vacuous smile, and stop fiddling with yourself!

Anonymous said...

AA: ADS?

SS: FU!

Anonymous said...

AA: No I didn't bring a pen or anything to write on, just my two pages of instructions from Mr. Salmond

Anonymous said...

AA: Sorry my hair is so flat today but I had to swim the extra 30 miles after being thrown overboard in the minch to test the new RET system.

Anonymous said...

Invisible man? just ignore him!

Anonymous said...

AA: No I'm not, I'm just trying to keep my hands warm

Anonymous said...

Only known full colour pic of Laurel and Hardy on display for first time!

Anonymous said...

SS : where's Alex Salmond today?

AA : I left him outside Mooning at the window.


ps Whats the prize angus??

Anonymous said...

SS: Yes, I know my forehead is enormous; it's bigger than Barvas Moor. And yes, it does cause problems; Oppenheim has already got a planning application in to build a windfarm on it.

Anonymous said...

SS:Look here get your hand off my knee you little shirt lifter.

AA: Oh sorry Mr Stewart I am so sorry. It is just that I am so impressed to be allowed in to your lovely orifice. SORRY SORRY I meant office

Anonymous said...

Bitter,twisted and rejected.You were never going to be accepted as the snp candidate in the islands, so why do you keep sniping from the political wilderness, wake up and smell the coffee. We now have SNP representation that you could never have provided. So please stop thinking that you have anything of significance to contribute and get on with the realities of enjoying your young family as they grow.

Anonymous said...

Anon: It's good to see that the local snp still have their sense of humour.
Whoever you are, your comments show what a very sad bunch of individuals you are

Anonymous said...

AA: Will you please show me how to achieve the same body and bounce without the use of gel?

Anonymous said...

What is it with the SNP and their fear of free speech and free comment?

It really is pathetic and telling....

Anonymous said...

Both: has Mr Salmond told us what to say yet?

Anonymous said...

i wonder what shite angus nicolson will come up with next

Anonymous said...

SS: I hear Angus Nicolson's got another supporter on his blog...

AA: Aye. That makes three now.

SS: Hell, another 500 and we'll have to start getting worried...

Anonymous said...

SS: Who's this nerd sitting next to me, I was promised a real politician?

Anonymous said...

SS: Stop that at once Alasdair. If you’re going to be taken seriously – you’re going to have to learn to say the words, “Alex Salmond” with your hands ON the table.