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The truths they don't want you to read....

Monday, June 09, 2008

Caption contest - I couldn't resist.....

Donald Trump

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

The wig makes tries to claim political asylum in Lewis....

Anonymous said...

...and as you can see from my plan for the golf course...

Anonymous said...

Kajagoogoo reform and start their reunion tour in Stornoway.

Anonymous said...

Silvikrin - for that fly-away hair look.

Anonymous said...

Trump demonstrates the new hair look for 2008 - the jetstream

Anonymous said...

The true purpose of the wig is revealed as the automatic anti-midgie system engages

John Aldersey-Williams said...

Separated at birth - The Donald and the Boris?

Anonymous said...

"Where's my hairdresser?! Hey...you're fired!"

Anonymous said...

Trump is piped into Stornoway Airport to the tune of "Donald where's yer troosers"

Anonymous said...

Do you really think Ivana sh*gged me just for the cash?

Anonymous said...

The Donald reacts badly to reading 'The Angus's' Blog.

Anonymous said...

Whats mt favourite tune you ask. Easy. Rod Stewart "Do ya think I'm sexy"

Anonymous said...

An exclusive photo of the fabled 'wild man' of Tong

Anonymous said...

Hair today gone tomorrow

Anonymous said...

Look what viagra did for me!

Anonymous said...

Angus MacNeil snapped leaving his assistants flat after an intensive all-night discussion on Uganda.

jmac said...

I think I can see his Scottish roots.

Anonymous said...

Someone give those begging crofters those books

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trump-How-Rich-Donald-J/dp/0345481038

Anonymous said...

someone get a net and catch it if it takes off

Anonymous said...

My name is Trump not Oppenheim

Anonymous said...

Someone take me to see Toad of Toad Hall. We need some gas in the tank.

Anonymous said...

Stornoway 9am: Donald Trump tries to join the 'dawn patrol' for a small libation

Anonymous said...

Why did Ivana call me 'wee Donnie' again?

Anonymous said...

I get aroused just thinking about all these sheep guys. It mus' be my Lewis genes.

Aberdeen next stop? It couldn' be a better sheep sh*gging trip

Anonymous said...

Now where did I leave my hair Tongs??

Anonymous said...

The Donald receives the fuel bill for filling the plane

Fingers, Knuck & Boss said...

Someone left a Van De Graph generator at Stornoway Airport

Anonymous said...

The hair is real, it's the rest that's a fake...

Anonymous said...

john aldersey-williams - exactly what i was thinking!

Anonymous said...

Has this man had a sex change?! not a caption - a genuine question!

Anonymous said...

William Shakespeare said it best..'There's many a man has more hair than wit..'

Anonymous said...

Ivana Trump said 'Gorgeous hair is the best revenge'. Obviously not talking about her ex....

Anonymous said...

Is it a bodger or a badger?

Anonymous said...

Quick Shony get the shears we'll get a few bob for that fleece.

Anonymous said...

Mohicans make a comeback in the Outer Hebrides

Anonymous said...

anon 1.00 spot on!

Angus said...

Link to a patent application to hide baldness, which might be of benefit to Mr T.

Thanks to The Source

Anonymous said...

The Donald arrives in Lewis and asks, "has anyone ever thought of harnessing the wind energy here?"

Anonymous said...

can't get through to your link - take it its not really yours anyway, angus