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Monday, January 21, 2008

Idiot

Jeremy Paxman has dangly knackersIn an incredible act of pomposity, Jeremy Paxman has written to Marks and Spencer about a matter of global importance ....

"There's no other way to put this. Their pants no longer provide adequate support. The other thing is socks. Even among those of us who clip our toenails very rigorously, they appear to be wearing out much more quickly on the big toe."

What? Go somewhere else you silly twat. The streets are filled with things called shops.

"But I do feel that someone should take up this mighty battle. I was astonished, when I raised it with people, that they all said the same thing. It has been the subject of widespread consultation, from my gym to the Houses of Parliament."

What the....? Have they nothing better to do in the Houses of Parliament than discuss M&S socks?

What is the main topic of discussion amongst our elected parliamentarians? Global recession? Nuclear weapons in Pakistan? Governmental lies? Or whether Jeremy's knackers are held up by his pants?

He and Sir Stuart Rose would meet...

Please, please, rescue me from those with more time than common sense....

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

dont get your knickers in a twist...

Anonymous said...

This blog is just pants......

Anonymous said...

Somebody on News 24 last night referred to it as 'Paxgate' :-)

Anonymous said...

Paxman does actually have a point about affording him adequate support and protection, for you never know when accidents happen!

Check this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

Anonymous said...

On an unrelated subject (although...), our MP has been referred to as the MP for Barra in a newsitem about Castlebay School having its knickers in a twist. Thought ABM was the MP for the whole of the Western Isles.
Source: Highlands and Islands News, BBC Radio Scotland, 12.54pm today.

Anonymous said...

i actually think he has a point (...please don't shout at me...[cowers in corner]) M&S's product quality has dropped considerably in last while

Anonymous said...

To anon 1.14pm

Jeeso Labourite it's not the MP's fault that the British Broadcasting Corporation - sorry English Broadcasting Corporation - didn't get it's fact quite right. Go back in your box!!!

Anonymous said...

On the subject of idiots, what idiot at CnES decided on the new play ground at Bayhead? The old one was closed as it was on contaminated land. The new one......being built on the same contaminated land! LOL go and watch the builders digging up rubbish!